I’m Not a Murderer, I’ve Just Been Reading the Hunger Games
SPOILER ALERT: Some Hunger Games twists (like when Prim is killed by bears) are revealed in this post. Sorry.
I arrived in New York excited and with little hassle. In honor of the city I put in my ear buds and mustered up some indifference to cover my smile. There was the usual bustle of [...]
I used to hate it too.
And I totally get the bitterness.
Valentine’s is a day with waxy chocolate, shady origins and an abrasive color palette. It’s just obnoxious. But. (And it took me years before I could accept this) I actually have to defend it.
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On January 20, 2012 Etta James died. I didn’t even know she was still alive.
I found out on Twitter–my chief platform for finding out about celebrity deaths and LOLcat aggregation. I felt bad instantly. I knew her more popular songs, I knew she was a legend, but I did [...]
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